• The Gauteng provincial government is preparing for a big clampdown on taverns, shebeens and other liquor outlets situated near provincial schools.
• The Gauteng Liquor Board is considering an overhaul of its liquor policy and regulations, and if the provincial government gets its way alcohol outlets will not be allowed to trade near schools, places of worship or in densely populated residential areas.

• Thousands of pole dancers and the rapidly growing number of federations transforming what was once the exclusive property of strip clubs and cheap bars into a respectable - and highly athletic – event. But what seems to be funny is that established sports like squash and cricket have failed to make the Olympic cut, baseball and softball were recently given the axe.
• Another thing is that pole dancing needs to gain International Olympic Committee recognition as a sport. Some pole dancers worry that the sensual side of pole dancing would be destroyed in an effort to clean it up for the Olympics. After all, would it be the same without stilettos, a boozy audience and a red-tinted spotlight? And how do you score for sexiness? – THINK ABOUT THAT

• Two young men accused of having sex with a goat in central Mozambique are facing criminal charges, and the goat’s owner is demanding they make traditional wedding arrangements to marry the goat
• The young men, whose names and ages were not released, were caught in the act by police and arrested outside the rural town of Mbucuta in central Mozambique, One of the young men was naked and holding the goat’s head, and the other was having sex with the animal,” witness District prosecutor Leonides Mapasse said the two will face trial for simple breaking and entering. The goat’s owner may also file a civil suit against them, he said. The owner is demanding the young men pay him damages and initiate a traditional wedding ceremony by paying “lobolo”.

A Soweto man has been arrested on yesterday morning for allegedly raping a nine-year-old girl and a 21-year-old woman, Police said the 47-year-old man was arrested in Jabulani at 03:00. He allegedly raped them while their aunt, who was his girlfriend, was asleep in the same room. They all shared the room. The victims were sleeping on the floor while the man and his 36-year-old girlfriend - their aunt - shared the bed.The man waited until his girlfriend was asleep, crept out of the bed and raped the two. The incidents happened on February 16 and 17. The two girls told a relative who was in Eastern Cape of the rape. The relative told their aunt who laid charges with the police. The man was expected to appear in the Protea Magistrate’s Court today on two charges of rape and statutory rap.

·        People across Africa who took AIDS drugs are far less likely to infect their partners with the virus, researchers say. The study, presented at a meeting of AIDS experts, is one of the first to show so clearly that the drugs can prevent infection as well as keep patients healthy. It could boost efforts to provide the AIDS drugs to people, especially in the hardest-hit countries in Africa.

·        Dr. Deborah Donnell of the Fred Hutchinson Cancer Research Center in Seattle and colleagues followed 3,400 couples in which one partner was infected. The couples were all counseled on how to protect themselves and given free condoms. Each patient with HIV began taking a drug cocktail when he or she became eligible based on a measure of immune system damage called CD4 count. Over three years, 103 of the previously uninfected people became infected. Nearly all, 102 infections, happened before the infected partner started taking the drugs, Donnell told the Conference on Retroviruses and Opportunistic Infections in San Francisco.  “That amounts to a final reduction of 92% when on antiretroviral therapy.”

• There are many people out there who are wondering what they need to do to get rich as quickly as ANC youth league president Julius Malema??
• First you must join the nearest ANC branch this is very easy, to find out call 011 376 1000 they will quickly hook you up with your nearest branch.
• Then you attend branch meetings to see who the leaders of the branch are?
• Next step make sure you attend the next annual general meeting. But make sure you raise your hand frequently and make a lot of noise NEH?
• And always try to make the poor attend these meetings and give them money if you can afford, by this you will soon be elected as executive committee of your branch.
• If you are in a large town such as Polokwane being on the executive committee means that your journey on the gravy train has just began but if your from places like Orange Farm you must work extra HARD.
• And then from branch executive you must make sure you are elected to be one of the executive regional committee. To do this you must lead service delivery protests and fight against ANC regional leaders… then they will burn tires and do all crazy staff NEH?
• The protester will convince ANC head office that regional committee does not work.
• Then once they gone you step in but don’t rush to be a mayor or municipal employee.
• Simply become very powerful in the party then register companies in your name and your friends, by this power you will ensure that municipal tenders start flowing your way and your friend’s ways. Believe me when you want to make money you must aim HIGH!
• With more money you earn more power and make sure you know deep secretes that may cause parliament to fall apart.

With this my Friends you will even achieve more than 130m in two years… It worked for Juju it can work for you!

1. Taken a radio show from Chilli M’s +/- 600 000 listerners to more than 743 000 listeners in less than a years and still give birth to bab’ugorvenment in the process.

2.A multi-tasking woman with a radio show with her own name, a TV show on the way, a family business and an edutainment project to inspire matrics. How can she be called “KAKA”?

Actually - what has SHWASHWI done beside dissing SA celebrities and glorifying American and European celebrities? In a nut shell, this is what SHWASHWI wrote: Dineo should stop hanging with her GAY friends because they are misleading her and she is not Lady Gaga, but Lady KAKA. Hahahahahahaha - how funny!!

KAKA means “shit” in our language. How can a journalist get away with describing another woman with such a term? Itjust goes to show what this country thinks about strong, active, unsubmissive women who are never afraid of expressing themselves!

Done!

A new trend sweeping the U.S nation,  male maids who will clean your house top to bottom wearing nothing but a jockstrap.
According to TowleRoad, the Jockstrap Maid Service is now available in more than 40 cities. In the US…

I wonder when are SA men starting these wonderful services??? Any available?

·        Millions of traffic fines are issued to motorists every year, but few of them have actually been paid. Is this the reason our roads can’t be maintained? well YES 

Although millions of traffic fines are issued each year, very few motorists pay up. According to Thoraya Pandy of the Treasury just R4,1m in fines and motor vehicle licenses were paid in 2008/09 according to the Provincial Budget and Expenditure Review.
 Yet, if everyone of the 777 000 motorists who received traffic fines in the six weeks from 1 December paid up, and assuming their fines were a very low R100 each then there would be R77,7m, from just six weeks of paid fines. That could go a long way to eliminating potholes and the dangers they pose to vehicles and the lives of motorists.

1. To live at least a month in another town.

2. To be the first to say the words of love to her boyfriend.

3. To be in a very expensive restaurant.
4. To have at least one blind date.
5. To leave home with a scandal. Even for one day.
6. To make it up with the parents and come to them on Saturdays for dinners.
7. To live alone.
8. To live with a boyfriend.
9. To try to realize any of those funny advices from glam magazines like ‘How to get to orgasm in a minute’.
10. To be at some silly job as promo-girl, phone operator, etc…