News of Jub Jub’s drag race that turned fatal, killing 5 children in Soweto has hit a nerve with everyone.

With the recent turn of events do you think Yfm should continue to paly Jub Jub’s music?

1. GROOVY
REAL MEANING: VERY PLEASING
BLACK MEANING: 340ML SOFT DRINK CAN

2. SCUFF TIN
REAL MEANING: SCUFF - MARK RESULTING FROM SCRAPING, TIN - CAN
BLACK MEANING: LUNCH BOX

3. I’M SURE (PRONOUNCED AMSHO)
REAL MEANING: I’M CERTAIN
BLACK MEANING: MAYBE

4.STRAIGHT BACK
REAL MEANING: EXTENDING CONTINOUSLY IN A BACKWARDS DIRECTION WITHOUT CURVING
BLACK MEANING: CORN ROWS

5.GROWTH:
REAL MEANING: PROCESS OF GROWING
BLACK MEANING: THE NATURAL HAIR WHN YOUR HAIR HASN’T BEEN RELAXED IN A LONG TIME.

6. BLIND:
REAL MEANING: LACKING SIGHT
BLACK MEANING: VERY MUCH

7. CHECKERS (PRONOUNCED: “CHACK-US”)
DICTIONARY MEANING: A POPULAR CHAIN STORE IN SA OR A POPULAR BOARD GAME ALSO KNOWN AS DRAUGHTS
DARKIE MEANING: A PLASTIC BAG, ANY PLASTIC BAG

8. QUARTER (PRONOUNCED: “KHO-TA”)
DICTIONARY MEANING: A FOURTH OF ANYTHING
DARKIE MEANING: ALSO KNOWN AS A “BUNNYCHOW” BY NON-DARKIES. A QUARTER OF A LOAF OF BREAD FILLED WITH ANYTHING AND EVERYTHING YOU CHOOSE.

 9. 7 O’CLOCK
DICTIONARY MEANING: 7 O’CLOCK
DARKIE MEANING: 8 O’CLOCK

FIFA BELIEVES THAT SEX FOR SOCCER PLAYERS WILL BE OUT DURING THE WORLD CUP!!!

‘’ASKED BY A JOURNALIST ABOUT SOUTH AFRICA’S HIGH HIV/AIDS INFECTION RATE, FIFA CHIEF MEDICAL OFFICER PROF JIRI VO-RAK SAID: “THE PLAYERS ARE ALL VERY WELL-INFORMED.”

HE SAID; THEY WILL BE COMING FOR THE WORLD CUP, AND NOT ANY OTHER ACTIVITIES.”

HOW SHOULD THE PLAYER’S CONTROL THE URGE FOR SEX?

FIFA BELIEVES THAT SEX FOR SOCCER PLAYERS WILL BE OUT DURING THE WORLD CUP!!!

‘’ASKED BY A JOURNALIST ABOUT SOUTH AFRICA’S HIGH HIV/AIDS INFECTION RATE, FIFA CHIEF MEDICAL OFFICER PROF JIRI VO-RAK SAID: “THE PLAYERS ARE ALL VERY WELL-INFORMED.”

HE SAID; THEY WILL BE COMING FOR THE WORLD CUP, AND NOT ANY OTHER ACTIVITIES.”

HOW SHOULD THE PLAYER’S CONTROL THE URGE FOR SEX?

FIFA BELIEVES THAT SEX FOR SOCCER PLAYERS WILL BE OUT DURING THE WORLD CUP!!!

‘’ASKED BY A JOURNALIST ABOUT SOUTH AFRICA’S HIGH HIV/AIDS INFECTION RATE, FIFA CHIEF MEDICAL OFFICER PROF JIRI VO-RAK SAID: “THE PLAYERS ARE ALL VERY WELL-INFORMED.”

HE SAID; THEY WILL BE COMING FOR THE WORLD CUP, AND NOT ANY OTHER ACTIVITIES.”

HOW SHOULD THE PLAYER’S CONTROL THE URGE FOR SEX?

THE T-SHIRT INDUSTRY IS CONGESTED

THERE’S A T-SHIRT FOR EVERYTHING NOWADAYS.

CRAP COULD BE THE NEW CRAZE AND THERE’LL BE A T-SHIRT ABOUT IT THE VERY NEXT DAY!

SO, HAVE WE REACHED OUR LIMIT OR IS THERE ROOM FOR MORE?

HAVE YOUR SAY!

SOCIETY AND THE MEDIA HAVE MADE PEACE WITH THE ONCE-TABOO PAIRING OF SUGAR DADDIES AND YOUNGER GALS.

THESE DAYS IT IS SOMEWHAT FASHIONABLE TO SEE THE CONTROVERSIAL UNION GETTING GLAMORISED IN THE HEADLINES OF GLOSSY MAGAZINES AND GOSSIP COLUMNS.

TAKE HUGH HEFNER AND HIS YOUNG ONES FOR EXAMPLE…

JUST AS WE’VE SEEN IN OUR BACK YARDS.

ACCORDING TO RELATIONSHIP EXPERT ANGELO BRIGHT, THIS RELATIONSHIP IS GENERALLY THOUGHT OF AS MORE ACCEPTABLE THAN AN OLDER WOMAN DATING A YOUNGER MAN, THERE ARE LIKELY TO BE PROBLEMS FOR THE COUPLE TO DEAL WITH;

SOME OF THESE INCLUDE COMMUNICATION BARRIERS AND HEALTH AND AGE-RELATED ISSUES.

SO, WHAT KIIND OF CONVERSATION DO YOU THINK WOULD TRANSPIRE BETWEEN A THE MORE TABOO COUPLE?

THE SUGAR MAMA AND THE YOUNGER DUDE?

SOURCE- SOWETAN

GRACE MUGABE, THE WIFE OF ZIMBABWEAN PRESIDENT ROBERT MUGABE, OWNS DAIRY FARMS THAT SELL UP TO A MILLION LITRES OF MILK A YEAR TO FOOD GIANT NESTLÉ.

IT’S BEEN REPORTED THAT GRACE MUGABE TOOK OVER SIX OF THE COUNTRY’S MOST VALUABLE WHITE-OWNED FARMS AROUND 2002.

NESTLÉ, THE MULTINATIONAL FOOD COMPANY WHICH IS THE LARGEST CUSTOMER OF GRACE MUGABE’S DAIRY FARM, IS NOT OBLIGED TO COMPLY WITH THOSE SANCTIONS AS ITS HEADQUARTERS ARE IN SWITZERLAND, THE TELEGRAPH SAID.

SWITZERLAND HAS ITS OWN SET OF MEASURES, BUT NESTLÉ INSISTS IT HAS NOT BROKEN SWISS LAW.

ON SATURDAY, THE DAILY TELEGRAPH REPORTED THAT ROBERT MUGABE HIMSELF HAD BUILT UP A SECRET PERSONAL FARMING EMPIRE INCLUDING AT LEAST FIVE WHITE-OWNED FARMS FROM WHICH THE OWNERS WERE FORCED OUT.

ACCORDING TO THE SUNDAY TELEGRAPH, GRACE MUGABE’S PROPERTIES TOTAL ABOUT 4 856 HECTARES, BUT HER MOST IMPORTANT IS GUSHUNGO DAIRY ESTATE, FORMERLY KNOWN AS FOYLE FARM. IT IS LOCATED IN MAZOWE, ABOUT 10KM NORTH OF HARARE.

THE FARM IS MANAGED BY RUSSELL GORERAZA, HER SON FROM HER FIRST MARRIAGE.

IS IT JUSTIFIED FOR THE 1^ST LADY OF ZIM TO BE DOING THIS IN THE POVERY STRICKEN ZIM?

HAVE YOUR SAY NOW!

-SOURCE;THE MAIL AND GAURDIAN

INVITE SOME FRIENDS OVER AND IMPRESS THEM WITH THESE EASY-TO-MAKE DRINKS

SO, YOU’RE CELEBRATING THE ARRIVAL OF SPRING WITH A PRE-SUMMER PARTY. SOME OF YOUR FRIENDS, OF COURSE, PREFER BEER AND WINE. THAT PART IS EASY ENOUGH.

BUT WHAT SHOULD YOU DO ABOUT THE OTHER GUESTS? HERE ARE SOME COLOURFUL COCKTAIL DRINK RECIPES THAT WILL BRIGHTEN UP THE PATIO AND GET YOU SHAKING AND STIRRING.

WOO WOO

50ML VODKA

15ML PEACH SCHNAPPS

LIME WEDGE

CRANBERRY JUICE

ICE CUBES

HALF FILL A COCKTAIL SHAKER WITH ICE. SQUEEZE IN LIME, THEN ADD THE VODKA AND SCHNAPPS. SHAKE, THEN STRAIN INTO AN OLD-FASHIONED GLASS HALF FILLED WITH ICE. ADD THE SQUEEZED LIME WEDGE AND TOP UP WITH CRANBERRY JUICE.

PIÑA COLADA

45ML WHITE RUM

15ML COCONUT CREAM

15ML MALIBU

60ML PINEAPPLE JUICE

15ML SUGAR SYRUP

1 CUP CRUSHED ICE

PINEAPPLE LEAVES

PLACE ALL INGREDIENTS EXCEPT THE PINEAPPLE LEAVES IN A BLENDER AND BLEND UNTIL THE CONSISTENCY OF SHAVED ICE.

POUR INTO A LARGE, CHILLED COCKTAIL GLASS AND GARNISH WITH LEAVES.

CHAPALA

5 SMALL CHUNKS OF WATERMELON

1 LIME, CHOPPED

15ML SUGAR SYRUP

45ML GOLD TEQUILA

APPLE JUICE

ICE CUBES

MASH UP WATERMELON, LIME, AND SUGAR SYRUP IN A COCKTAIL SHAKER. ADD A SCOOP OF ICE, THEN THE TEQUILA. SHAKE VIGOROUSLY AND STRAIN INTO A TALL, CHILLED GLASS ONE INCH FROM THE RIM. TOP WITH APPLE JUICE.

MOJITO

50ML WHITE RUM

8 MINT LEAVES

HALF A LIME, CHOPPED

15ML SUGAR SYRUP; CLUB SODA

ICE CUBES

MASH UP MINT, LIME AND SUGAR SYRUP IN A COCKTAIL SHAKER. ADD A SCOOP OF ICE, THEN THE RUM. SHAKE VIGOROUSLY AND STRAIN INTO A CHILLED TUMBLER ONE INCH FROM THE RIM. TOP UP WITH CLUB SODA.

CUBA LIBRE

50ML WHITE RUM

7 LIME WEDGES

COLA

ICE CUBES

HALF FILL A HIGHBALL GLASS WITH ICE. ADD RUM AND SQUEEZE IN SIX LIME WEDGES, ADDING THE SQUEEZED WEDGES TO THE GLASS. TOP UP WITH COLA AND GARNISH LAST LIME WEDGE.

HURRICANE

FILL A 500ML COCKTAIL GLASS WITH ICE

ADD 35ML OF CLEAR RUM

ADD 35ML OF SPICED RUM

ADD 35ML OF ALMOND LIQUEUR

ADD A SPLASH OF ORANGE JUICE

FILL WITH CRANBERRY JUICE

STIR

TOP WITH A SPLASH OF DARK RUM GARNISH WITH AN ORANGE SLICE. – Sowetan/MARIECLAIRE.COM

 (Feat. Abigail Bailey)

I’m broken down
Try to keep firmly on the ground
When walking through that open door

I’m risking it all
But it’s a chance I got to take
Better to be than be for gone

‘Cause I’m out of control
And so insecure
But it only makes me want it more
The harder I try
The further it seems to slip away

You keep pulling me down
Can’t take any more
I’m fighting this battle on my own
Should I surrender if I fall

I gotta runaway
I’m only hiding from myself
I feel like I suffocate
I gotta get away
I’m only hiding from the truth
I feel like I suffocate
I gotta runaway
Runaway…

There’s something inside
Staring me right into my eyes
I’m trusting my conscious as my friend

I try and I try
But you just keep me holding
When will this nightmare ever end

‘Cause I’m out of control
And so insecure
But it only makes me want it more
The harder I try
The further it seems to slip away

You keep pulling me down
Can’t take any more
I’m fighting this battle on my own
Should I surrender if I fall

I gotta runaway
I’m only hiding from myself
I feel like I suffocate
I gotta get away
I’m only hiding from the truth
I feel like I suffocate
Runaway
Runaway
Get away
Runaway